When a human likes another human, they hold hands.
Humans will often walk, sit, or talk while holding hands. They hold hands with their mate, family, friends, and offspring.
love to eat sweet and soft concoctions made of sugar and cream. When
it's warm, they call it "pudding." When it's cold, they call it "ice
even love sugar and cream so much sometimes they whip it and put the
"whipped cream" on top of their other cream-based sweets.
Humans love to "hug." They embrace each other's bodies and it actually produces good-feeling chemicals in them.
will hug each other for many reasons—love, celebration, sadness,
comfort, romance, and even just to say hello or goodbye! How cute is
Humans often "cuddle," which is basically just a very long hug.
One of the positions of "cuddling" resembles the utensil they use to eat pudding, "spoons," so they call it "spooning."
like interacting with each other so much, they created the internet so
they could be in constant contact even with humans who live far away.
They also invented FaceTime so they could not only talk to each other at long distances but also look upon each other’s faces.
When humans hear "music," they often can't help but bop to the rhythm. They call this "dancing."
They also "slow dance," which involves HOLDING EACH OTHER AND SWAYING.
When a human hears something they think is funny, an involuntary repetitive sound comes from them called "laughter."
also can't help but spread their mouth and show their little blunt
teeth when they like something, which is called "smiling."
like human life so much, they spend many hours a week watching other
humans act out pretend scenarios of human life on TV, in movies, and
create human "characters," and people called "actors" pretend to do
things as said characters. Humans become deeply attached to these
Humans created soft pads covered in cozy fabrics to sleep in at night, which they call "beds."
like hamsters, humans love soft materials such as cotton and wool. They
snuggle into what they call "blankets" for comfort and warmth.
Humans love water, and gather around shores all over the world in warm weather to stare at it and swim a little ways in.
They also dig holes in their backyards and fill them with water to splash around in.
Even if it doesn't always seem like it, the majority of humans just want to make the world a better place for other humans.
shows most humans are at least trying to do what they think will help
everyone else. The news focuses on the bad eggs because they think it's
more engaging. But truth is, humans are innately good, and that just
makes them even cuter!